I’ve been getting about oh, 3-7 emails a day telling me I should use someone’s service to optimize my website so I can be on the first page of Google. I mean seriously, how do you think they found me in the first place!? After getting fed up deleting emails I decided to respond. Here is my email to said random person. I think I was a little too polite, but I think the anger comes across nicely even in text.
